Bad News

So, due to growing up and graduations, etc, Nutella and I are no longer rooming together :( I am trying to talk her into keeping this going and posting funny things that happen to her (then I can read them too!) but she's not sold on the idea yet. Can you guys help me out?

Chocolate Gone Wrong

The other night I came home to this note from Nutella:

"Funny for the day...I came home after running & found chocolate on the back of my pants. I am sure that is what everyone else thought it was too... ;)"

Tella Texts

Nutella has a very crazy life which often causes her to text without really reading what she just typed. Here are some recent favorites.

After discovering the spray room we wanted to get in, so Nutella left us to it. A few minutes later, she texted me to ask, "Did you figure out the pray room?" She's more spiritual than us.

While discussing check outs for the apartment, Nutella stated that she would "do what the majority derides."

And sometimes they just don't make any sense.
"I needde to grinned wheat but i an almost finished."

Ah, technological communication!

Date Night

Nutella was on a date last night and had some fun experiences. 

Part of the date involved an improv show where the actor turned to Nutella and said, "Give us a good Santa laugh." So, Tella tried but it came out "more like a tired, drunk Santa."

Then she remembered that she had to close up the gallery for work. Well, of course there was no way to get out without causing a scene...so they did. After taking care of business her date suggested they run back to catch the end of the show. Although Nutella wanted to just watch from the door for the last few minutes, her date ran into and she was forced to follow - again causing a scene.

Needless to say she probably won't be going out with him anytime soon, but we had a good laugh about it afterwards.

"Getting Old"

For some reason the subject of popping and cracking has come up several times among roommates lately. These are some of my favorite Nutella quotes about bodies falling apart:

"I was walking around on campus and wondered what that noise was. And then I realized it was me."

"I can't pop my neck. I just hug people and it pops."